Hey sweet baby peeps,
Once again thank you, thank you, thank you for your continued support of the album! I’m at #8 on the Billboard Comedy charts this week, riding right on top of fellow funny lady Sarah Silverman. I always imagined that the only way to top her would be in a gay way, but not being well versed in lesbionics–I’ll take what I can get! Thank you!!!!
I just got back from Texas where I flew right into the eye of Ebola, and no–that’s not a nick name for Dallas Queen Edna Jean’s butthole, but it looks like
it should be. SEE:
(I swear somewhere in our inbred family lines, we are related)
My life is full of such colorful characters, and by colorful I do mean gross. Speaking of gross, I told y’all that Tori Spelling is gross, but I wasn’t really talking about THAT Tori Spelling, although–she’s pretty gross too:
NO. I’m talking about the OTHER Tori. Yes, there’s 2. Aggggghghgggg. I know, scary. Just in time for Halloween! The other Tori goes by SUPPOSI-TORI SPELLING, and her punk ass is gross in the most inspiring of ways. <3 She sent me some footage of her getting DOWN AND DIRTY in the streets of San Francisco, while lipsynching one of my songs from the album! So. I cut it into a video. Check it out Here! (NSFW) I can’t even deal with how much I love this bitch’s NASSY!
THANKS AGAIN FOR MAKING my life as an artist possible! Don’t have a copy of the album yet? Get it on itunes or see the sweet deal below;-)